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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Proposed DOT Slogans



May nabasa akong email regarding proposed slogans ng Department of Torohan (DOT) which will replace "Pilipinas kay Ganda!" Ako, bet ko ang number 8. Whatchutink?

Take your pick:

1.     “Boom Boom Mayon! Bye Bye Albay.”

2.     “Bohol: Go To Hill!”

3.     “Bakat Sa Mabalacat.”

4.     “Be Cool, Bicol!”

5.     “Make Roro To Mindoro!”

6.     “Haller, Baler!”

7.    “San Juan, Juan-derful!”

8.     “Pinas, Ganda Mo Teh!”

9.     “Cubao. Bow.”

10.   “Maganda Raw, Sa Tuguegarao.”

11.   “Mag Masbate Araw-Araw!”

12.   “Sa Pandacan, Big Time Ka!”

13.   “Thanks For Coming, Camiguin!”

14.   “PH OK! PH OK!”  - panalo to hehe

15.   “Tata Tete Titi Toto Tutuban!”

16.   “Make A Baby in Macabebe!”

17.   “Virac, You Rock!”

18.   “Kamuning Get Me!”

19.   “Bongga Ka Day, Sa Norzagaray!”

20.   “In Na In Sa Philippine.”

21.   “Hanap Mo Ba Maluwag, Halina Sa Laoag!”

22.   “Go Gaga In Naga!”

23.   “Quezon In The Zone.”

24.   “Vigan, Punta Na KaiVigan!”

25.   “Kung Ikaw Ay Pagod, Gulong Mo Ay Pudpod…Pagudpod!”

26.   “Babaeng Balbon, Marami Sa Malabon!”

27.   “Better Leyte Than Never!”

28.   “Ang Lupet Ng Calumpit!”

29.   “Boracay, You Sexy Beach!”

30.   “We Fly High In Capiz!”

31.   “Whee! Tawi-Tawi!”

32.   “Tikman Ang Kalinga Ng Kalinga.”

33.   “Walang Aayaw Sa Apayao.”

34.   “A Long Long Time Agoo.”

35.   “Maliit Navotas, Lumalaki!”

36.   “Bulacan CAN!”

37.   “Maraming Gig Sa Taguig!”

38.   “Be Happy And Gay At Baclaran!”

39.   “El Nido. It’s Everybody’s Milk!”

40.   “It’s Not A Summer Vacation, Unless It’s A Samar Vacation!”

41.   “Kamias: May Asim Pa!”

42.   “Bagong Antique!”

43.   “Sa Marinduque, Malalaki Ang Pu…so.”

44.   “EoW pFouHWz, pHFiLiPPeEnZZ!”

19 comments:

Yj said...

hahaha salamat dito... andami kong tawa

go na sa 44!

khantotantra said...

nakakatawa lalo na yung mag basbate araw-araw!!! ahahahahaha

Mr. G said...

natuwa naman ako dito...bet ko ang 44...hahaha.

Mr. Chan said...

44. din ako! hahaha

Nishiboy said...

Ang kupal nung fly high in capiz.

Narinig ko yan sila dati sa the morning rush.

nOx said...

@yj - glad to be of service :)

@khantotantra - daily habit ba, kuya? haha!

@mr. g - at least orig ang jejemon. onli in da pilipins talaga.

@mr. chan - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! wala lang :))

@nishi - eh bakit mainit ulo mo? LOL :))

SpiderHam said...

nice slogans you have there!
i'm not sure if i'll come to laoag unless it refers to the space, hahaha!

Pipo said...

Ang kyot lang ng 31! hahaha.

Pero win yung 40. Pwede talagang gamitin! :D

nOx said...

@spidey - ako din, ayoko ng maluwag. choz!

@pipo - aylabyu! hahaha! :))

c - e - i - b - o - h said...

bet ko din ung number 8!!! gow gow gow!!! ahahaha

Pipay said...

25 FTW

린코 said...

14. EPIC WIN

Nimmy said...

hahahahaha! nice one! love ko 'to! lalo na ang marinduque! hihi

glentot said...

“Babaeng Balbon, Marami Sa Malabon!”

Ahahahahahaha! Wish ko lang makita ito nung kaibigan kong balbunin... babaeng may moustache.

mots said...

tawa ko nanag tawa dito. salamat!!! gusto ko lahat!

exanthiel said...

43!! XD

LONEWULF said...

HAHAHA!! can't laugh enough on this post. my faves: 2, 6, 15, 20, 27, 35

nOx said...

@kiko - sis, sabi na aagree ka sa kin :))

@pipay - iniintay ko ang email mo. i need help for my friend :(

@린코 - paki-translate naman ang pangalan mo. hehe

@nimmyroo - ay wit ko bet. ayawchi ng bilat. hehehe

@glentot - kung lalaking balbon nga ayaw ko, babae pa kaya. choz!

@ser mots - eeeeeeeeeeeeee! haha. talande lang :))

@exanthiel - paraho kayo ni nimmyroo. tseeee! hehe. mwah! :))

@lonewulf - read your blog. nice one :)

egG. said...

tawa ako ng tawa..... haneeppppp fave. be cool bicol.....

at lahat lahat na.. hehehe