Proposed DOT Slogans



May nabasa akong email regarding proposed slogans ng Department of Torohan (DOT) which will replace "Pilipinas kay Ganda!" Ako, bet ko ang number 8. Whatchutink?

Take your pick:

1.     “Boom Boom Mayon! Bye Bye Albay.”

2.     “Bohol: Go To Hill!”

3.     “Bakat Sa Mabalacat.”

4.     “Be Cool, Bicol!”

5.     “Make Roro To Mindoro!”

6.     “Haller, Baler!”

7.    “San Juan, Juan-derful!”

8.     “Pinas, Ganda Mo Teh!”

9.     “Cubao. Bow.”

10.   “Maganda Raw, Sa Tuguegarao.”

11.   “Mag Masbate Araw-Araw!”

12.   “Sa Pandacan, Big Time Ka!”

13.   “Thanks For Coming, Camiguin!”

14.   “PH OK! PH OK!”  - panalo to hehe

15.   “Tata Tete Titi Toto Tutuban!”

16.   “Make A Baby in Macabebe!”

17.   “Virac, You Rock!”

18.   “Kamuning Get Me!”

19.   “Bongga Ka Day, Sa Norzagaray!”

20.   “In Na In Sa Philippine.”

21.   “Hanap Mo Ba Maluwag, Halina Sa Laoag!”

22.   “Go Gaga In Naga!”

23.   “Quezon In The Zone.”

24.   “Vigan, Punta Na KaiVigan!”

25.   “Kung Ikaw Ay Pagod, Gulong Mo Ay Pudpod…Pagudpod!”

26.   “Babaeng Balbon, Marami Sa Malabon!”

27.   “Better Leyte Than Never!”

28.   “Ang Lupet Ng Calumpit!”

29.   “Boracay, You Sexy Beach!”

30.   “We Fly High In Capiz!”

31.   “Whee! Tawi-Tawi!”

32.   “Tikman Ang Kalinga Ng Kalinga.”

33.   “Walang Aayaw Sa Apayao.”

34.   “A Long Long Time Agoo.”

35.   “Maliit Navotas, Lumalaki!”

36.   “Bulacan CAN!”

37.   “Maraming Gig Sa Taguig!”

38.   “Be Happy And Gay At Baclaran!”

39.   “El Nido. It’s Everybody’s Milk!”

40.   “It’s Not A Summer Vacation, Unless It’s A Samar Vacation!”

41.   “Kamias: May Asim Pa!”

42.   “Bagong Antique!”

43.   “Sa Marinduque, Malalaki Ang Pu…so.”

44.   “EoW pFouHWz, pHFiLiPPeEnZZ!”

If you love someone...

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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back, she's yours.

If she doesn't, she never was.

NEW VERSIONS

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she doesn't come back,

Continue to wait until she comes back...

Playful:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

Set her free again, repeat....

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

Animal Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

She'll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone,

Don’t set her free.

MBA:

If you love someone, set her free instantaneously.

And look for others simultaneously.

Psychologist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back her super ego is dominant.

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme.

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back it's a nightmare.

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back, map her into your system.

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

Finance expert:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist:

If you love someone,

Set her free.

If she comes back, she has brand loyalty.

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.